Archive for February, 2012
RIP Whitney Houston, Dead At 48
Sad news today, as famous pop singer Whitney Houston has been declared dead at the young age of 48. Whitney was not only one of the most successful singers of all time, she was also a movie star. Late in her career Whitney ...
Nicolas Cage: Actor, Director, Time Traveling Vampire?
Today while filming the Late Show with David Letterman, David called Nicolas Cage out on the fact that he’s a time traveling Vampire. There are many rumors surrounding Nicolas Cage, which is in fact not even his real na...
Slangspiracies: Woolly Mammoth or Man-Bear Pig? Siberian Mystery Creature Leaves Scientists Baffled!
Today on the YouTube Channel “Clubpeguindino” a video was uploaded that has set the internet ablaze! The video supposedly shows a creature wading through the river waters of the Chukotka Autonomous Okrug region of Siberia...
From Planking to Owling to Tebowing to… Bradying??
It was only a matter of time. In fact, I’m surprised it took this long. Patriots fans should have gotten ahead of this one and they could have made Bradying something cool like banging a supermodel, or winning three S...
Conservatives Attack Taco Bell for pushing Liberal Mexican Breakfast Agenda!
Well no not really, but Taco Bell is adding a breakfast menu! In my opinion it’s about fucking time, however it might be a little late in the game. The breakfast market has been dominated by pretty much everyone else. So for ...
Earl Sweatshirt Is Back!!!
Earl is FREE!!! This is the most exciting news I’ve heard in quite some time. I hopped on Twitter earlier today to find the long overdue tweet from Early (@EarlXSweat) that read simply “home.” I was immediately ...
Jimmy Kimmel Is An Ass Hole!
Every once in a while, Jimmy Kimmel issues his audience “YouTube Challenges”. The first of these that I witnessed was when he “challenged” parents to tell their kids that they had eaten their Halloween c...
We Don’t Know Shit About Football!
So it occurred to me recently that we don’t know shit about the NFL. One of the first things I wrote this season was about how I detested preseason football. Nothing crazy there, in itself. I went on to mention that Victo...
