Food
Happy Thanksgiving!
Alright folks, the big day is upon us. Many of you have been waiting for this moment all year long. It’s important to go into today’s festivities with a game plan. You don’t want to be that guy (or gal) ...
Man Attempts Suicide by Burger, Almost Succeeds
Today in Las Vegas Nevada at the Heart Attack Grill a man suffered a heart attack after he ate “Triple Bypass Burger”. Believe me, I know this sounds like it’s straight out of The Onion (America’s Finest News Source),...
Theeeey’rrre Baaaacccck!
Finally, the time has come. Girl Scout cookies have returned. Those who are annoyed with the little tables set up outside of grocery stores can go to hell. So what if they are asking you for money. It’s not like peo...
Conservatives Attack Taco Bell for pushing Liberal Mexican Breakfast Agenda!
Well no not really, but Taco Bell is adding a breakfast menu! In my opinion it’s about fucking time, however it might be a little late in the game. The breakfast market has been dominated by pretty much everyone else. So for ...
The Six Dollar Burger Needs a New Name
So I went to Carl’s Jr. today to pickup some lunch, I think I’m addicted to the Guacamole Turkey Burger and the fact that they have Coke Zero, the non-diet tasting zero cal Coke drink is a plus. While looking at t...
