Opinion
Insignifcant Moments in American History 2012 Edition
Well American media has yet to change since I wrote the first Insignificant Moments In American History. Much has happened since the last time I wrote an article like this. Barack Obama was re-elected President of the USA d...
Man With Romney Face Tattoo Regrets It
No fucking shit. You got the ROMNEY logo tattooed on your fucking face guy. What makes this news is for the longest time this guy was saying he didn’t regret the tat whatsoever, even AFTER Romney’s loss. Don&#...
To All Bandwagon Fans
As a real fan, let me speak for the real fans of whatever team you were rooting for before you jumped ship. We don’t want you anyway. We’re sick of reading your countless Facebook updates about how you’ve ...
PETA Asks Obama NOT To Pardon Turkey This Year
American Presidents since George H.W. Bush (Dubya’s dad) have participated in the tradition of pardoning turkeys on Thanksgiving Day. In an open letter to the White House, PETA president Ingrid Newkirk has asked Obama t...
Stop Retroactively Ruining My Childhood
I grew up at the best possible time any kid could have grown up. I was raised on Sesame Street before Big Bird became a burden on taxpayers, and I learned how to amass armies of action figures due to my early obsession with a...
Cabrera v. Trout
Detroit Tigers first basemen turned third basemen, Miguel Cabrera won the AL MVP making him the first position player from the Detroit Tigers to win the prestigious award since “Hammerin’ Hank” Greenberg did ...
But Wait…What Happened to Phil?
If you haven’t heard about the recent Lakers hiring of Mike D’Antoni over the great Phil Jackson, then you’ve been on a wicked bender. Open the blinds, eat some food, and get back in the game. As an LA nativ...
Knockaround – Style Meets Savings
If you’re familiar with the site, you know that we like to shop. But we don’t just like to shop we like to find good shit, and save money while doing it. Hence, D-Brown’s obsession with WhiskeyMilitia.com....
Romney Wins Debate?
Well, that’s what everyone seems to be saying isn’t it? Did these people actually watch the debate? Because I did. Let’s get one thing straight, Obama didn’t win the debate in overwhelming fashion....
